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News Flash!
Players: Reporter, Editor,
Editor: Okay, you're new on the job, so I'll give you a tip. You have to go and get a current story. Something new.
Reporter: “Right, boss. Great news.” (Reporter goes out, runs back in.) “Boss! Boss! Two weeks ago John Doe died falling into a manhole!”
Editor: “That's old news. I told you, something more recent.”
Reporter: “Fine, boss. Something newer.” (Reporter goes out, runs back in.) “Boss! Boss! A week ago there was fire downtown!”
Editor: (A little annoyed.) “That's still old news. Something even more recent.”
Reporter: (Reporter goes out, runs back in.) “Boss! Boss! A car wreck two days ago!”
Editor: (Annoyed) No good! Too old! Something new! That's why they call it news!
Reporter: “ OK, How about this? “National Editor of Major Metropolitan Paper attacked in his own Office!”
Editor: “Now that’s a story! When did it happen?”
Reporter: "Right Now! (reporter chases editor off stage).