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Musical Toilet Seat Salesman
Players: Salesmen, 3 Customers
A scout is a door to door salesman, selling Musical Toilet Seats: If you have some cardboard make props like toilet seats. Salesman approaches each home knocks on the door and sells the seat:
Salesman: (ham this up, plead beg, etc. be a door to door salesman) "Good morning sir, I like to show you the newest thing in electronic technology. My company has developed the new musical toilet seat. Would you be interested in buying this modern day marvel?”
Customer 1: "Do you have one that plays Dixie?"
Customer 2 asks for "Elvis music".
Customer 3 asks for "Star Spangled Banner"
Salesman, I sure do, Here it is, I hope you like it. I'll come back tomorrow to make sure you are satisfied."
The next day the Salesman goes back and asked of each customer: “How did you like the musical toilet seat?”
Customer 1: "It was great, it played Dixie and I sat there with a bucket of fried chicken enjoying each note.
Customer 2: "It was great. I listened and read a copy of the Rolling Stone magazine."
Customer 3: "I hated it, It just did not work out.
Salesman responds to Customer 3: "We have never had an unsatisfied customer, what went wrong?”
Customer 3: " It's that music. Every time I sit down on the toilet, it starts playing the Star Spangled Banner and I have to stand up again! I can’t seem to get anything done!"