Players: 6 Scout 

Cub 1: (Runs in, very excited) Hey, you guys! Did you hear about the big contest? 

Cub 2: What contest? What's it about? 

Cub 1: The "Keep <insert camp name here> Beautiful Contest," that's what! 

Cub 3: Are there prizes? A contest is no good without prizes. 

Cub 1: Sure, lots of prizes. Neat ones like bicycles and skateboards, and lots of good stuff! 

Cub 4: (Gloomily) I bet it's hard. Contests with neat prizes are always hard. 

Cub 1: Nope! It's easy. Even the rules say it's SIMPLE -- in big letters. The winner is the one who picks the easiest way. 

Cub 5: The easiest way to do what? 

Cub 1: The easiest way to keep Camp Reinberg Beautiful. That's what I've been talking about! 

Cub 6: (With a swagger) Ha! Then I'm a cinch to win! 

Cub 1: Why's it so cinchy for you? What's your great way to keep <insert camp name here> beautiful? 

Cub 6: (Takes out comb and combs his hair) See! That's the easiest way I know to keep <insert camp name here> Beautiful. 

The others look at him, then at each other. Quickly they surround him, carry or drag him to a large box marked TRASH, and dump him in. 

Cub 1: Like he said, fellahs, we're a cinch to win! That's the easiest way I know to keep <insert camp name here> beautiful.

(they exit, laughing while Cub 6 stands up in the trash box with a disgusted look on his face.)