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Jumbo Burgers

Players: 3 Scouts 

Scout1: What a lunch! Those Jumbo Burgers were really strange -- but good. I wonder why <insert name here> wouldn't tell us what kind of meat was in it? 

Scout2: Oh, you know how he is, if he tells you then he’ll lose his secret recipe. 

Scout 1: You're right. But I'm still curious. 

Scout 2: Forget it. Maybe we'll have another tomorrow. 

Scout 3: (Running up to Scouts 1 & 2)

Did you hear that Jumbo the Elephant from the traveling circus died last night, during a performance, from a heart attack?  

Scout 1: “I knew that meat looked a little GREY!!!

(Guys realize what they ate and run off stage.)