Players: 3 scouts, J.C. Penney, one scout standing center stage 

(Scout 1 is standing on stage. Scout 2 walks up.)

Scout 1 asks, "Those are nice shoes, where did you get them?"  

The Scout 2 says, "J. C. Penny.” and walks off. 

(Scout 3 walks up).

Scout 1 asks, "That's a nice shirt. Where did you get it?" 

Scout 3 says, "J. C. Penny." and walks off. 

(Scout 4 walks up.)

Scout 1 says, "That's a nice pair of pants. Where did you get them?"  

Scout 4 says, "J. C. Penny." and walks off. 

(Scout 5  walks up wearing only a towel or boxer shorts.)

Scout 1 says, "What’s with you?" 

Scout 5 says, "I'm J. C. Penny. Did you see where those guys went?"