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Igor
Players: Evil Professor, IGOR, 3 salesmen
A large Scout lies stiffly in the middle of the stage. The Professor enters and introduces himself, giving a very Draconian-sounding name. He boasts about his great abilities and how he will prove that he is the greatest scientist in the world. He has created a monster named Igor, who can obey three different commands! With these commands, the Professor will control the world.
The Professor is interrupted by a loud knock on the door (from off-stage). A Scout enters, trying to sell popcorn. The Professor refuses, but the Scout persists.
The Professor turns to the audience and says, "Now you will see what I can do with my monster!"
He turns and points to Igor and says, "Igor! Stand!"
Igor slowly stands up.
The Professor says, "Igor! Walk!"
Igor stiffly walks toward the Scout.
He says, "Igor! Get him!!" Igor reaches out and strangles the Scout, who dies with a great show of anguish.
"Ha! Ha!" says the Professor, "Now you see what I have achieved! Now you know that I can control the world with Igor and my three commands!" Igor slowly goes back and lies down.
The scene is repeated at least twice more, with a Girl Scout selling cookies, a religious zealot, a vote-seeking politician, or a door-to-door salesman, etc.. Each time, as the Professor boasts, a persistent salesman interrupts him, and he uses the three commands. Each salesman is knocked off.
The Professor finally comes to the front of the stage, with Igor lying among the bodies behind him. He boasts again about his three commands, and how he will use them to control the world. "All I have to do is say, "Igor! Stand!" Igor stands.
"Igor! Walk!" Igor walks toward the Professor, who does not notice him.
"Igor! Get him!" Igor kills the Professor, turns, and lies back down.