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Cub Scout for Dinner
Players: Cub Scout Leader, Butcher
Cub Scout Leader (or large carnivore) enters a butcher shop.
C.S.Leader1: What is the Special today.
Butcher: "Road kill possum, only $.50/LB"
C.S.Leader1: "No thanks what else?"
Butcher: "Fresh venison $1.00/LB"
C.S.Leader1: "No thanks, had that last week."
Proceed through several more choices each slightly more expensive than the last. The shopper refuses each.
Butcher: "How about some fresh Cub Scout, $30.00/LB"
B.S.Leader1: "Thirty dollars a pound? Why so expensive?"
Butcher: "Did 'ya ever try to clean one?"