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Contagious Disease Ward
Props: 4 Chairs Ball or pillow for woman
Players: Narrator, Receptionist 3 boys (patience) 1 woman
Narrator: “This scene takes place in the waiting room of a doctor of contagious and communicable diseases. It is but a typical day in the office of Dr. Ringworm, M.D., L.S.D., V.I.P., L.C.B. M.T.V., Q.V.C”
In walks a fellow (A) with an itch which he scratches periodically in different places. He checks in with the receptionist and sits and is disturbed periodically by his itch.
After a while, a second fellow (B) comes in with a serious hand twitch. B sits next to A. B gradually starts to scratch with the itch, while A's hand starts to twitch. When it has been well established that they have contracted each others' disease, a third person enters with a serious leg twitch. Pretty soon all three have the hand twitch, leg twitch, and itch all over. The actions of the three guys become more frantic and are bouncing around in their chairs.
Then a Lady, dressed like she is pregnant, strolls up to the receptionist’s desk. The three look at her then at each other and scramble for their lives.