Players: 4 Shoppers, Storekeeper, Kid (in Boxer shorts) 

#1: I'd like to buy the Boy Scout Neckerchief.

Storekeeper: Sure. One moment, please. (You hear the kid struggling with the keeper in the background --

"No, you can't have it!") (Comes back with a Neckerchief.) 

#2: I'd like to buy the Boy Scout Cub Uniform shirt.

Storekeeper: Sure. One moment, please. (You hear the kid struggling with the keeper in the background --

"No, you can't have them!") (Comes back with a Shirt.) 

#3: I'd like to buy the pants to go with the Boy Scout Uniform.

Storekeeper: Sure. One moment, please. (You hear the kid struggling with the keeper in the background --

"No, you can't have them!") (Comes back with pants.) 

#4: I'd like to buy the right kind of socks for the Boy Scout Uniform.

Storekeeper: Sure. One moment, please. (You hear the kid struggling with the keeper in the background --

"No, you can't have them!") (Comes back with socks.) 

Kid: (Comes running out in boxer shorts) Now, how do you expect me to go to the campfire today?